The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
