Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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