She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Pappa wants mamma naked
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
It's just like the Real World with babies
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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