1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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