I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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