Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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