lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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