I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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