You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize
