no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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