is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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