Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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