Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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