Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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