Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i think i have two assholes
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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