Where is the hickey?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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