They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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