I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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