i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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