they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You were trust falling into bushes
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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