If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
And then my night got REAL pukey
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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