Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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