I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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