This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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