Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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