No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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