I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
