Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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