I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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