Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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