ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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