No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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