two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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