Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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