garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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