matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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