Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
What happened?
New Orleans
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