I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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