We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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