i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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