So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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