Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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