When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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