no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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