are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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