i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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