Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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