After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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