Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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