She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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