I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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