So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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