I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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