but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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