found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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