North Korea, Best Korea!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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